[Intro]
 
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The following is a true story
 
Only the names have been changed
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To protect the guilty
 
 
[Verse 1]
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Well, I left my job in my home town
 
And I headed for the smoke
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Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand
 
Gonna get to the top
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Nothing's gonna stop us, no, nothing
 
So if you've got the money, we've got the sound
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You put it up and we'll put it down
 
If you've got the dollar, we've got the song
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Just want to boogie-woogie all night long
 
Yeah, boogie
 
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I got holes in my shoes
 
I got holes in my teeth
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I got holes in my socks
 
I can't get no sleep
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I'm trying to make a million
 
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And I got patches on the patches
 
On my old blue jeans
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Well, they used to be blue
 
When they used to be new
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When they used to be clean
 
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But I've got a Mamma who's a hummer
 
Just keeping me alive
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While I'm in the band, doin' drinking with the boys
 
She's working 9-to-5
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(She knows her place, that woman)
 
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Just you wait
 
One of these days, see me driving 'round town
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In my Rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sunroof down
 
My bottle of booze, no summer time blues
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Shouting out, "Mom, look at me"
 
In my rock 'n' roll voice
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[Chorus]
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No, it ain't no fun, yeah
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        Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
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Well, it ain't no fun,
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     Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
Do you believe me?
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It ain't no fun,  no
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        Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
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It ain't no fun, (I don't care what they say)
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        Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
Drive a Rolls Royce car
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No it ain't no fun, and you know it
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        Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
No, no, no, no , no, no, no
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No, ain't no fun
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        Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
[Bridge]
 
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[Outro]
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My million dollar scream
 
But it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) oh, no
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No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun), that's what I said!
 
Well, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) and I wanna be rich
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No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 
Ain't no fun diggin' this ditch
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Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
You better believe me
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Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
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No, it ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
Well, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
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No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 
I ain't havin' no fun (ain't no fun)
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No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
 
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire, no, no
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Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
No, ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
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No, it ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
 
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"Hey, hello Howard
 
What the hell are you doing, friend?
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Next door neighbor
 
Oh yeah
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Get your fucking jumbo jet outta my airport!"
 
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