[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
 
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I'm rather upper class high society
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God's gift to ballroom notoriety
E
And I always fill my ballrooms
Cm
The event is never small
C
The social pages say I've got
B
The biggest balls of all
 
 
[Chorus]
 
E
I've got big balls
Cm
I've got big balls
E
They're such big balls
Cm
And they're fancy big balls
E
And he's got big balls
Cm
And she's got big balls
C                         B
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
E
And my balls are always bouncing
Cm
My ballroom always full
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And everybody Comes and comes again
E
If your name is on the guest list
Cm
No one can take you higher
C
Everybody says I've got
B
Great balls of fire!
 
 
[Chorus]
 
E
I've got big balls 
Cm
I've got big balls
E
I've got big balls 
Cm
And there dirty big ball 
E
And he's got big balls 
Cm
And she's got big balls 
C                         B
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
E
Some balls are held for charity
Cm
And some for fancy dress
E
But when they're held for pleasure
Cm
They're the balls that I like best
E
My balls are always bouncing
Cm
To the left and to the right
C
It's my belief that my big balls
       B
Should be held every night
 
 
[Chorus]
 
E
I've got big balls 
Cm
I've got big balls 
E
I've got big balls
Cm
And they're such big balls
E
And he's got big balls 
Cm
And she's got big balls
C                         B
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
 
 
[Outro]
 
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And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
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Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
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Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)