[Verse 1]
Ab              Eb
Do you have the time
F               C
To listen to me whine
C#                 Ab               Eb
About nothing and everything all at once
Ab          Eb
I am one of those
F            C
Melodramatic fools
C#              Ab                  Eb
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
 
[Chorus]
C#           Eb              Ab
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C#           Eb              Ab
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
C#           Eb
It all keeps adding up
Ab          G        F
I think I'm cracking up
C#            Eb
Am I just paranoid?
            Ab
I'm just stoned
 
[Interlude]
Ab Eb F Eb  x2
 
[Verse 2]
 
I went to a shrink
 
To analyze my dreams
 
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
 
I went to a whore
 
He said my life is a bore
 
And quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
 
[Chorus]
C#           Eb              Ab
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C#           Eb              Ab
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
C#           Eb
It all keeps adding up
Ab          G        F
I think I'm cracking up
C#            Eb
Am I just paranoid?
            Ab
I'm just stoned
 
[Interlude]
Ab Eb F Eb  x4
 
[Bridge]
C#             Eb
Grasping to control
 
So you better hold on
 
[Verse] x2
 
[Chorus]
C#           Eb              Ab
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C#           Eb              Ab
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
C#           Eb
It all keeps adding up
Ab          G        F
I think I'm cracking up
C#            Eb
Am I just paranoid?
            Ab
I'm just stoned
 
[Outro]
Ab F C# Ab Eb  x4
C# Ab Eb