[Verse 1]
       E5                         E5
So you say you gotta know why the world goes around
        C                           Cadd9  C
And you can't find the truth in the things you've found
           G                      D
And you're scared shitless 'cause evil abounds
     E5      E5
Come join us
       E5                           E5
Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in
        C                             C
Full of adherent people with the same objective
   G                     D
A family to cling to and call brethren
     E5      E5
Come join us
 
[Pre-Chorus]
G              D                 E5   E5
All we want to do is change your mind
G               D                B    B
All you need to do is close your eyes
 
[Chorus]
     E5      C
Come join us  (whoa-oh-oh)
     E5      G D
Come join us
     E5     C        D
Come join us (whoa-oh-oh-ohhhhh)
 
[Verse 2]
          E5                            E5
Don't you see all the trouble that most people are in
              C                           C
And that they just want you for their own advantage
      G                                 D
But I swear to you we're different from all of them
     E5     E5
Come join us
 
      E5                          E5
I can tell you were looking for a way to live
      C                      C
Where truth is determined by consensus
        G                  D
Full of codified arbitrary directives
     E5      E5
Come join us
 
[Pre-Chorus]
G              D                  E5  E5
All we want to have is your small mind
G            D          B    B
Turn it into one of our kind
 
[Bridge]
E5                       C
You can go through life adrift and alone
G                    D
Desperate, desolate, on your own
          E5            C        G        B
But we're looking for a few more stalwart clones
 
[Chorus]
     E5      C
Come join us  (whoa-oh-oh)
     E5      G D
Come join us
     E5     C        D
Come join us (whoa-oh-oh-ohhhhh)
 
[Instrumental]
(1x verse + 1x chorus)
E5  E5  C  C
G  A5  E5  E5
E5  C  E5  G D
E5  C  G  D
 
[Verse 3]
          E5                        E5
We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew
    C                       C
The world hates us, well we hate them too
           G           D
But you're exempted of course if you
     E5       E5
Come join us
    E5                           E5
Independent, self-contented, revolutionary
    C                            C
Intellectual, brave, strong, and scholarly
              G                   D
If you're not one of them, you're us already
 
[Outro]
     E5      C
Come join us  (whoa-oh-oh)
     E5      G D
Come join us
     E5      C
Come join us  (whoa-oh-oh)
     E5      G D
Come join us
     E5
Come join us