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Stranded in a life in which your struggle for 
 
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acceptance is a never-ending chore, 
 
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Upbraided for your actions past and present 
 
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and rewarded for ideas of the future's bright open door, 
 
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The henchman is the human analogue of the 
 
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suffering multitudes who like gooddogs sit and lick for their reward, 
 
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So what good advice have I got for you 
 
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To insure against your likely metamorphosis 
 
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into this reprobate? 
 
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Don't be a henchman, 
 
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Stand on your laurels 
 
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Do what no one else does and praise the good of other men for good man's 
 
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sake, 
 
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And when everyone else in the world follows your lead 
 
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(although a cold day in hell it will surely be), 
 
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That is when the entire world shall live in harmony.... 
 
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Watch out!
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