[Intro]
E D A B (x4)
 
[Verse]
E            B         C              D
I love my computer you make me feel alright
E            B        C            D
every waking hour and every lonely night
E            B         C               D
I love my computer for all you give to me
E           B          C        D
predictable errors and no identity
         C                   B
And it's never been quite so easy
     C                   B
I've never been quite so happy
 
[Chorus]
E              D      C
All I need to do is click on you
    G                           A
And we'll be joined in the most soul-less way
          E          D         C
And we'll never ever ruin each other's day
       G                       A         B            E   D  A  B
'cause when I'm through I just click and you just go away
 
[Instrumental]
E D A B
 
[Verse]
E             B           C             D
I love my computer you're always in the mood
E               B    C             D
I get so turned on when I turn on you
E             B         C             D
I love my computer you never ask for more
E             B          C              D
you can be a princess or you can be my whore
         C                  B
And it's never been quite so easy
     C                   B
I've never been quite so happy
 
[Chorus]
E              D      C
All I need to do is click on you
    G                           A
And we'll be joined in the most soul-less way
          E          D         C
And we'll never ever ruin each other's day
       G                       A         B            E   D  A  B
'cause when I'm through I just click and you just go away
 
[Instrumental]
E D A B
 
[Bridge]
    C                               D
The world outside's so big but it's safe in my domain
          C                           B
'cause to you I'm just a number and a clever screen name
 
[Solo]
E D C
G A
E D C
G A
 
[Chorus]
E              D      C               G                      A
All I need to do is click on you and we'll be together for eternity
       E          D              C                   G               A
And no one is ever gonna take my love from me 'cause I've got secur'ty,
    B              E
her password and a key