G                D                   C
13 miles down the road lives a young boy
     G                          D                    C
He's got jet black hair and blue-green eyes and he's mine
G                             D                   C
And every now and then, he and I would sit together on the porch
      G                        D                 C
and I take off his pants and I fuck him from behind
 
 
G               D                C
And I love him for his heart and soul
G                D               C
And I love his wrinkled scrotum too
G                  D                 C
So if you see us passing by on some dreary rainy day
G                  D                  C (softer, downstrokes)
Take a look at the young boy and his naked ... 
end on G (let ring)
... asshole