[Intro]
 
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
 
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
 
 
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D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
 
 
[Verse 1]
D               Bm
  Passively one day as the 
A                    G
sun rose out of it's house 
D             Bm
  So did this little old guy as
   A                   G
he whistled out of his mouth 
    D           Bm
And happily and gay Well 
  A                 G
I guess not exactly that 
       D            Bm
Because he found a special girl 
A                    G
  That put him in a special trance 
 
 
Chorus 1:
D            G
  He fell in love so quickly 
D                   Bm A    D
  What the hell was he to expect 
              Bm
That the girl under his
A              G
arm wasn't the same 
D        G         D
  As any other girl That he 
    Bm           A       D
had thought that he once met 
        A                    G
I guess you could only blame fate
 
 
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
 
 
Verse 2:
D                Bm
  Things started getting 
               A
weird as they started to 
G   D          Bm
kiss She often felt his 
            A
beard and remembered
        G
how her father she'd missed 
    D                Bm
And then quietly one day 
          A
He sang a song from 
       G
deep within his heart 
D                Bm
  Causing some ingestion 
A
  He finished with a 
G
great big fart and 
 
 
Chorus 2:
D              G
  She knew at that one moment 
D               Bm
  That song was something 
      A       D
she'd heard before 
D        Bm
  So she asked him 
   A      G
to do it again 
D              G
  Then out the door they hurried
D               Bm   A       D
  She was gonna find out for sure 
       Bm A              G
So she analyzed his rear end 
 
 
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
 
 
Bridge:
              D
She said When I was a little
Bm      A           G
girl my dad left my mom
D            Bm
  He used to always fart and 
A                 G
sing this special song
    D                 Bm
Now I wasn't quite so sure 
      A              G
until your pants did fall
      D               Bm
Cause now I know that you're my 
            A       G
dad because you use ben wah balls
         D
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Bm              A  G
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
        D            Bm
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
A                           G
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
 
 
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
 
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)