[Intro] 
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
 
 
[Verse 1]
Bb             F
  Crossed the street
Dm       Cm
Naked at night
Bb     F       Dm
  Bent over to show 
         Cm
some moonlight
Bb                F
  Pulled out some beer 
      Dm        Dm
and I gulped it down
Bb          F
  Nude in a gutter is
Dm        Cm
how I was found
Bb              F
  Thrown in a police car
        Dm    Cm
and the door slammed
Bb              F
  No noise just silence 
      Dm
as I screamed my 
Cm       Bb
dick was jammed
       F          Dm
Now in prison for one 
      Cm
month no one to 
Bb        F
see All I got is 
        Dm   Cm
this guy Ben Dover
 
 
Chorus:
Bb                           F
  Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Eb                   F
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
                       Bb
Took a shower cause I stunk
                       F
Smoked a bong killed a cat
                        Eb
Had my nuts attacked by rats
                      F
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
 
 
Interlude:
 
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
 
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Cm x2
 
 
Verse 2:
Bb          F       Dm       Cm
  Went to a farm to tip some cows
Bb       F           Dm       Cm
  Forgot that I left my pants down
Bb     F       Dm        Cm
  Bent over to pick them up 
Bb       F            Dm
  Felt a twelve gauge right
      Cm       Bb
in my hum didi hum
          F
The famer took me 
Dm     Cm
to his house
Bb              F
  Showed me the closet 
         Dm     Cm
from the inside out
Bb           F
  The police came 
    Dm       Cm
and took me away
Bb        F
  Saw Ben Dover again 
    Dm         Cm
and he's still gay
 
 
(Repeat Chorus)
 
 
Interlude:
 
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
 
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Cm x2
 
 
(Repeat chorus)
 
 
End on Bb(hold)