[Intro]
C                      G/B
  Who makes up all the rules 
            F            G/B
about those girls I want? 
C                G/B
  Who tells them all to 
      F
laugh? Who tells them 
G                 C
all to talk about me? 
And I'm not sure what my
G/B            F         G/B
purpose is for being here
C            G/B
  Why do they   why do they
F
  Always kick me in 
    G/B(hold)
the groin when I come near 
(And I'm not complaining it
just hurts after a bit)
 
 
Beat Changes: C--F--C--G-- x2
 
 
[Verse 1]
C              G/B
  I don't know what I'm feeling 
F             G/B
  I'm just so sick of seeing 
C                G/B
  All those dumb lame
      F      G/B
and retarded broads 
C           G/B
  Who often just sit kick back
F         G/B
  As I am not so relaxed 
C         G/B
  I often wonder 
         F      G/B
why they act so odd 
 
 
Chorus:
           F
Because no worse a time 
          G
When it's just your time to 
C                  Am
  Think you should make your move 
   F
It doesn't work cause you're 
G
just a jerk with no excuse 
 
 
Interlude: C--F--C--G-- x2
 
 
Verse 2:
C                 G/B
  What about that situation 
F              G/B
  All night procrastination 
C                 G/B
  Take her to the point when 
    F               G/B
you lead her to her door
C
  There is nothing 
G/B
left there to say 
F             G/B
  I guess you best 
           C
be on your way 
               G/B
But before you go you've 
       F       G/B
got to do that chore 
 
 
(Repeat Chorus)
 
 
Drum Solo
 
 
Interlude: C--F--G--F-- x2
 
 
Bridge:
C                  F
  Please won't you buy 
              G
in I'm always trying
          F
I keep on trying
C
  There's only so much 
F                G   F
pride that I can lose 
C                      F
  I hope that when you see me 
              G
You see right through me 
            F
Come on now honestly 
C                F
  I'm so sick of ending
             G   F
up without a clue
 
 
Outro: C--F--C--G-- x2 C(hold)