[Intro] 
D  G A D , D  G A  x2
 
 
[Verse 1]
D A D
     Got a lotta heart ache
D A D
     He's a fucking weasel
G A G
     His issues make my mind ache
A G A
     Wanna make a deal
D A D
    Cause I love your little motions
D A D
     You with your pigtails
G A G
     What a nice creation
A G A
     Worth another night in jail
 
 
Interlude: D  D/F# Em G  A Bm A/C#
 
 
[Chorus 1]
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
                  D/F#          Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G
Life just sucks
  A
I lost the one
    D
I'm giving up
    Bm
she found someone but
        G
There's plenty more
A         Bm   A/C# D   G A D  G A
Girls are such a    drag
 
 
Verse 2:
D A D
     So all you little ladies
D A D
     Be sure to choose the right guys
G A G
     You'll come back to me maybe
A G A
     I'll shower you with lies
D A D            Em    D
     Got a lotta heart ache
D A D
     He's a fucking weasel
G A G
     Decisions make my mind ache
A G A
     Wanna make a deal
 
 
Interlude: D  D/F# Em G  A Bm A/C#
 
 
Chorus 2:
D
Ease away the problems 
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
               D/F#
that makes you wanna
          Em
kick and scream
G
All along you wish 
that she would stay
A                 Bm
Fuck the guy that took
         A/C#
and ran away yeah
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
                  D/F#          Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G
Life just sucks
  A
I lost the one
    D
I'm giving up
    Bm
she found someone but
        G
There's plenty more
A         Bm   A/C#
Girls are such a   drag
 
 
Interlude: D  G A  x3, D  G(hold)
 
 
Chorus 3:
G
Fuck this place
  A
I lost the war
  D
I hate you all
     Bm
your mom's a whore
G
Where's my dog?
      A
Cause girls
    Bm   A/C# D   D(hold)
are such a    drag