[Intro] 
G--C-D x2
 
 
[Verse 1]
G C D
I   wanna fuck a
G
dog in the ass
C    D
  He wants to fuck
  G
a dog in the ass
C   D            G  C
  I wanna fuck a dog
             D
That's right kids
G C D
I   tried to fuck
     G
your mom in the ass
C D
  Tried to fuck
     G
your dad in the ass
C       D
  Could only find
    G  C        D
the dog and his ass
 
 
[Chorus 1]
G C D
We  wanna fuck a
G             C
dog in the ass
   D
We wanna fuck a
G
dog in the ass
C   D
 We wanna
       G  C D
fuck a dog
 
 
[Verse 2]
G C         D
I  tried to fuck a fucking
G
pirate in the ass
     C
Argh me and me first
         D           G
mate you scurvy cure!
C          D
  Tried to fuck a fucking
G     C                D
pirate but I found the dog
            G
Ah that was no pirate man
             C          D
that was thy own sister!
G(hold)                     C D
       It's a mexican pirate
 
 
[Chorus 2]
G C D
We  wanna fuck a
G             C
dog in the ass
   D
We wanna fuck a
G(hold)       G
dog in the ass
C       D
  Wanna fuck a
        G(hold)
fucking dog
 
 
[Outro]
G C D(hold)
           Fuck You