[Verse 1]
               B
It's Christmas Eve and I've
             F#
only wrapped two fucking presents
          B
Christmas Eve and I've only
        F#
wrapped two fucking presents
      Abm
And I hate hate hate your guts
  E
I hate hate hate your guts
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
           F#
I'll never talk to you again
 
 
[Verse 2]
           B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
      B
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
       Abm
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
           F#           B   B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again