[Intro]
G    C  D  G    C  G
 
 
[Verse 1]
  D            G             C
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
   D               G             C
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
  D            G   C
I wanna fuck a dog
             D
That's right kids
G    C  D                  G             C
I       tried to fuck your mom in the ass
D                  G             C
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
      D             G   C
Could only find the dog
        D
And his ass
 
 
[Chorus]
G     C  D            G             C
We       wanna fuck a dog in the ass
   D            G             C
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
   D            G    C  D
We wanna fuck a dog
 
 
[Verse 2]
G    C  D               G
I       tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
    C               D        G          C
Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
         G                     C
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
                G
But I found the dog
                                      C             D
Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister
G                          C  D
   (It's a Mexican pirate)
 
 
[Chorus]
G     C  D            G             C
We       wanna fuck a dog in the ass
   D            G
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
G    C     D              G   N.C.
     Wanna fuck a fucking dog
 
 
[Outro]
G    C  D           G
          Fuck you!