[Intro] 
G Em D C D  x2
 
 
[Verse 1]
G
  Outside the carollers
         Em
start to sing
I can't describe the joy
     C
they bring cause joy 
is something they don't
D       G                       Em
bring me My girlfriend is by my side
from the roof are hanging sicles
   C
of ice they're whiny voices get 
    D           C               G
irritating It's Christmas time again                    
 
 
[Verse 2]
G
  So I stand with a 
                 Em
dead smile on my face
wondering how much of my
             C                           D
time they'll waste oh god i hate satan's helpers
G                             Em
  And then I guess I must've snapped
cause I grabbed the baseball
C
bat and made them 
             D
all run for shelter
 
 
[Chorus]
               G     D
It's Christmas time again
     Em
It's time to be nice to the 
C                 G        D
people you can't stand all year
    Em               C
I'm growing tired of all
               G
this Christmas cheer
    D              Em
You people scare me please 
 C                G
stay away from my home
   D                        Em
If you don't wanna get beat down just 
C                      D
leave the presents and then leave me alone
 
 
[Interlude] 
G Em D C D   x2
 
 
[Verse 2]
       G
Well I guess it's 
not cool to freak
             Em
on Christmas Eve cause
the cops came and
         C
arrested me they had 
         D
unfair advantage
G
  And even though the jail 
              Em
didn't have a tree Christmas 
                C
came a night early cause a
guy name Bubba unrapped
   D
my package hot damn!!!
 
 
(Repeat Chorus)
 
 
[Bass Solo] 
G Am Em C  x2
 
 
[Outro]
G            Am  Em
  I won't be home I won't
   C
be home for Christmas
G            Am  Em
  I won't be home I won't
   C
be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G            Am  Em
  I won't be home I won't
   C
be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G            Am  Em
  I won't be home I won't
   C
be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G            Am  Em
  I won't be home I won't
   C
be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G            Am  Em
  I won't be home I won't
   C                 G(hold)
be home for Christmas