[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
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And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
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She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
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She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because
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Yeah, just because
 
 
[Verse 2]
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And my girlfriend likes UL and DHC
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And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me
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Quite half as much as I know I need her
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I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer
 
 
[Chorus]
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And when I feel like giving up, like my world is falling down
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I show up at 3 A.M., she's still up watching Vacation
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And I see her pretty face, it takes me away to a better place, and
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
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I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
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I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
 
 
[Verse 3]
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Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
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And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
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She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
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She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because
 
 
[Chorus]
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And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down
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I show up at 3 A.M., she's still up watching Vacation
      E
And I see her pretty face, it takes me away to a better place, and
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
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I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
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I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
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I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
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I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
 
 
[Instrumental Break]
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[Post-Chorus]
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I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
  B5
I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
  B5
I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine
  B5
I know that everything
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Know that everything
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Know that everything
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Everything's gonna be fine