[Intro] 
E B C#m A x2
 
 
[Verse 1]
E                  B
  You and I should get 
          C#m  A
away for awhile
E                B
  I just want to be 
                 C#m A
alone with your smile
E                    B
  Buy some candy and cigarettes
          C#m       A
and we'll get in my car
E                  B
  We'll blast the stereo and 
      C#m             A
we'll drive to Madagascar
 
 
[Chorus]
             F#m      A
Because when I'm with you 
        E                  B
there's nothing I wouldn't do
F#m              A            E  B
  I just want to be your only one
F#m            A
  I'm grasping out at straws 
E                  B
  thinking back to what I saw
     F#m
That night on the floor 
     A            E   B
when we were all alone
 
 
(Repeat Intro)
 
 
[Verse 2]
E         B                   C#m  A
  My love life was getting so bland
E                B
  There are only so many ways 
      C#m               A
I can make love with my hand
E              B
  Sometimes it makes me want to 
C#m  A E             B
laugh    Sometimes I want to 
        C#m            A
take my toaster in the bath
 
 
(Repeat Chorus)
 
 
[Interlude] 
E B C#m A x4
 
 
[Outro]
E             B              C#m A
  Who's gonna be the odd man out?
E                 B              C#m A
  I dont wanna to be the odd man out
E         B               C#m A
  Is this going to be the end
E        B            C#m
  Or are you going to be
A            E(hold)
  My new girlfriend?