[Intro]
 
[Mark's Bass Solo] 
A A D A E A
A D A E A
A x2, 
A D E A  x2
 
 
[Verse 1]
A
  Well this one day
D
  I'm kinda straight
      E                A
And I can can can have fun
   A
No matter what I do
     D
I've always assumed that
  E
I can't go on 
              A
sucking on my thumb
A
  Sifting through my toys
D
Resting at my door
      E
After thinking that 
           A
I couldn't read
A
Sitting on the porch
    D
And waiting for porno
      E                  A
While sucking on my damn fugi
 
 
[Refrain]
D
I don't know why
  A
I just want to die
    E                  A
And here's 2 bucks for you
D
  This is the part where 
A
I should really fart
      E
But I guess I've got
           A
nothing to do
D
I don't know why
  A
I just want to die
    E                  A
And here's 2 bucks for you
D
  This is the part where 
A
I should really fart
      E
But I guess I've got
           A
nothing to do
 
 
[Chorus 1]
E                           A
What'd our grandma think of me
F#m              D
Oh it's like so amusing
  E
I Guess I should its 
               A
a wonder about me
   F#m
My breath its how the 
 D
streets cave in everyday
 
 
[Post chorus] 
A D E A x2
 
 
[Verse 2]
A  D       E
Oh how the antelopes
A     D          E
Tom's thumb just walked 
                 A
right through my nose
D         E
blah blah blah
A     D     E
in my hotel blah blah
     A        D E A A D E A
blah blah blah
 
 
[Chorus 2]
E                           A
What'd our grandma think of me
F#m              D
Oh it's like so amusing
  E
I Guess I should its 
               A
a wonder about me
   F#m
My breath its how the 
 D                   E  A F#m D <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
  E
I Guess I should its 
               A
a wonder about me
   F#m
My breath its how the 
 D
streets cave in everyday
 
 
[Outro] Guitar Solo
E  A F#m D x3, 
E  F#m E/Ab A Bm A Bm A Bm  A(hold)