[Intro] 
Em D C
 
G C G Em C G x2
Em C G Am Em C G
 
 
[Verse 1]
G
  All I wanted was
a happy family
C
  Then you peed on
the picnic basket
Em  D        C
Ultimate cockblock
 
 
[Verse 2]
G
  Albatross from our
            C
cousin Eddie Tied
you up to the car
          Em
behind me You could
D        C  Em
not keep up You
      D        Cm(hold)
could not keep up
 
 
[Chorus 1]
G           C
  Not every dog
        G
goes to heaven
Em             C
  Dinky you're such
          G
a fucking drag
Em
  Sometimes you
C
just have it
G     Am Em   C
coming    80s Chevy
          G
Chase was rad
 
 
[Verse 3]
G
  Got lost on the
drive to Phoenix
C
  Explain this you
son of a bitch
Em     D    C
Family on a quest
 
 
[Verse 4]
G
  Left a body on
Normy's front
    C
yard We'll all be
whistling doo
    Em
dah Biggest hole
D      C
in the west
Em
Biggest hole
D      Cm
in the west
 
 
(Repeat Chorus 1)
 
 
[Bridge]
G C Em        D
      No everything
won’t work
    C
out this time
G
  No everything
           C
won’t be alright
No everything
          Em
won’t be okay
        D
No everything
won’t work
         C
out this time
G
  No everything
           C
won’t be alright
No everything
          Em
won’t be okay
        D
No everything
won’t work
         C
out this time
 
 
(Repeat Chorus 1)
 
 
[Chorus 2]
G           C
  Not every dog
        G
goes to heaven
Em             C
  Dinky you're such
          G
a fucking drag
Em
  Sometimes you
C
just have it
G     Am Em   C
coming    80s Chevy
          G(hold)
Chase was rad