[Intro]
Bass Solo: 
F Bb  x4 
F Bb Gm Bb  x2
 
Distortion: 
F Bb  x4 
F Gm Am Bb
 
 
[Verse 1]
     F
When I'm at work ya I always
           Bb
rush right home for lunch
   F
So I can check out what's 
          Bb
up on the Brady Bunch
    F
And when I'm walking through
          Bb
the front door at night
  F
I gotta see who's winning on 
    Bb
The Price is Right oh
 
 
[Chorus]
F         Bb
  I never dreamed that
     Gm      Bb
I'd spend my days
 F              Bb
Staring at some tube 
         Gm
emitting cathode
Bb  F Bb Gm Bb
rays 
           F Bb Gm Bb
I need my TV
 
 
[Verse 2]
       F
What's happening in this 
              Bb
world I don't care at all
       F
But it better not pre-empt
       Bb
Monday Night Football
  F
I can't even come up 
     Bb
with my own views
    F
I'm taught how to think
         Bb
from the evening news oh
 
 
(Repeat chorus)
 
 
[Interlude] 
C  A  G  C   x2
 
 
[Bridge]
C
La la la la la
Am
La la la la la
G
La la la la la
C
La la la la la
(Repeat)
 
 
[Outro] 
F  Bb   x4 
F  Gm  Am  Bb  x2 
F(hold)