[Intro]
Uno dos
tres quatros
 
D  G  A
 
[Verse 1]
                D
When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you
        G         A
that he loved you?
       D
Did he hold you until
the sun did rise
    G
And did he look
  A
into your eyes
    D
And ask you to
fellate him
     G
And stick a finger
A
or two in his ass
 
 
[Chorus]
G
He seems like
  A
a total asshole
G            A
Grandpa is a total
fucking asshole
G
Who would ever want
  A
a dirty greasy
finger in his ass?
   (hold)
He rubs his dick
in broken glass
 
 
(Repeat Intro twice)
 
[Verse 2]
When you fucked
D
grandpa
Did he kiss you
         G      A
soft and tender?
       D
Did he tie your hands
behind your head
    G
And was it on your
A
mother's bed? And
 
 
(Repeat Chorus)
 
 
Mark Speaks while
singing Chorus
This is fucking
stupid man
I can't believe
you'd have
sex with your
own grandfather
I mean you
guys are related!
What's he gonna do
take out his teeth
and just lay them on
the side of the bed?
Man you like to fuck
him in the butt
and have everyone come in
and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place
this is stupid I hate you all
I'm not even going to have
sex with my mom tonight man
this is stupid!
A(hold)
       I hate you!