[Intro]
E  A  B  A (2X)
 
 
       E
Well I got up this morning I rolled out of bed
   A
 I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
  B
 Checked out my mail there was letter that read it said
A
   Love for sale, love for sale
 
 
       E
 I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
          A
 I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
           B
 You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
A
   Love for sale, love for sale
 
[Chorus]
 
  B
 Send up a signal throw me a line
  E
 Somebody explain  this funny Valentine
    A
 It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
  B
 Bein step from crazy and two steps behind
 
 
           E
 I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
                A
 I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
     B
 I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
A
 Love for sale, love for sale
 
[Solo]   B, E, A, B (2X)
 
 
            E
 We've been living together 3 years,
   A
 2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers who says
     B
 You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears
 A
    Love for sale, love for sale
 
 
              E
 I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
    A
 My old lady she played this joke on me
 B
 I never looked where I forgot it would be there was
A
    Love for sale, love for sale
 
 
[Outro]  
Repeats E, A, B, A till the end