[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
 
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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
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I want a girl who knows what's best
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I want a girl with shoes that cut
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And eyes that burn like cigarettes
 
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I want a girl with the right allocations
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Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
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She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
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She's touring the facility and picking up      slack
 
 
[Chorus]
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
 
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[Verse 2]
 
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I want a girl who gets up early (Gets up early)
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I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late)
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I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (Uninterrupted)
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Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
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With fingernails that shine like justice
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And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
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She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
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She is touring the facility and picking up slack
 
 
[Chorus]
A
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long.... long jacket
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
 
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[Verse 3]
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I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (Smooth liquidation)
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I want a girl with good dividends (Good dividends)
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At Citibank we will meet accidentally (Meet accidentally)
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We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
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She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
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She wants a car that will get her there
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She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
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She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron
 
 
[Chorus]
A
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long............ jacket
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
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Na-na na-na na-na,     Na-na na-na Na Na
 
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