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Am Walking this morning, what did I see? Am I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! Am Walking along after dark, Am All kind of changes going on in the park Am F I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) Am It was a gorgeous day Em Everything's going my way Dm Am I am a man, with some sand in my van Am I don't know what to do Em How do may this stay through Dm Am Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) C Am Good morning, how are youse? C Am How your socks? How your shoes? C Am You listening to jazz, what did you choose? F Oh me? G C I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) G Ha! G Walking down the street C Get a lot of wolf whistles G Gotta find someone to week C Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) C Am C Am Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now C Am Just walking along, to singing my new song F Here we go... C Am Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend C Am I got some letters that I've just got to send F C I got another nine people, that I want to call Am I got to write to them all F G Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... C Am Letter writing never ends C Am Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) Am F My wife said: Tom you look so scary, Am F Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy Am F I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! Dm G They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! Am F So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about Dm G Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt Am F Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about Dm G Oh got your permission, to improve your vision Extra part: https://youtu.be/-1jd4o68_XY?t=8m10s (8:10) Am F Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair Dm G Cause soon you gonna scare all children!
