[Intro]
N.C.     F#m7
F#m   C#m E
 
[Verse 1]
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You came along for a weekend
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But you only stayed for one night
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You took off your hair
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You pulled out your teeth
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Oh I almost died of fright
 
[Chorus]
D                 E                  F#m       E  D
  You'd better do something for your own sake
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Yes it's a shame
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Ah you know you're a living wreck
 
[Interlude]
Bm    D     F    Ab    Bm
F#m   C#m E
 
[Verse 2]
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You said you were a virgin
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Full of promise and mystery
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But I know that you
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Would bring me down
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Because everyone calls you big G
 
[Chorus]
D                 E                  F#m       E  D
  You'd better do something for your own sake
           E
Yes it's a shame
C#m
Ah you know you're a living wreck
 
[Interlude]
Bm    D    F    Ab    Bm
 
[Guitar Solo]
F#m        C#m E
 
[Verse 3]
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But I know that you
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Would bring me down
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[Chorus]
D                 E                  F#m       E  D
  You'd better do something for your own sake
           E
Yes it's a shame
C#m
Ah you know you're a living wreck
 
[Interlude]
Bm   D    F    Ab    Bm
 
[Outro-Keyboard Solo]
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