[Intro]  
Ab B  Ab B
 
        C#
Selling exes down the river
      Ebm             B
every Katie's got her price
        C#
and the details make you shiver
         Ebm            B                          C#
but it's hard to escape when your head is stuck in vice
                               Ebm            B
because nothing matters in the self obsessive age
           C#
where they dare you not to notice
         Ebm          B                F#     Ab
but it's everywhere in shocking colour on the page
 
[CHORUS]
 
B      E   Ab
In the magazine
B       E      Ab
staring out at me
B      E   C#
out of my TV
E     A        C#
other people's lives
E   A     C#
pixelated lives
E         A         F#
just like yours and mine
 
      C#
Every weekend i bear witness
       Ebm       B
to the social suicides
       C#
to the thief who stays for breakfast
       Ebm          B                    C#
to the poster child screwing everybody's wife
 
Yeah it's just a story
       Ebm              B
but it keeps me hanging on
        C#
for the needy soul,
                  Ebm
the glory hole confessional
    B               F#     Ab
I got to see what's going down
 
B      E   Ab
In the magazine
B       E     Ab
staring out at me
B      E   C#
out of my TV
E     A        C#
other people's lives
E   A     C#
pixelated lives
E         A         F#
just like yours and mine
 
[BRIDGE]
 
C# - A – E – Ab
 
         C#          A – E – Ab
Read the headlines...
         C#     A – E – Ab
hear the siren
         C#-A-E-Ab    C#-A-E-Ab
i'm re-united. out of rehab. 
  C#-A-E-Ab
again
 
C# - Ebm - B
C# - Ebm
      It's everywhere
     B                 F#       Ab
it's shocking colour   on the page
 
[CHORUS 2]
 
[END]  
C# - A – E – G#