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[Verse 1] C G C G Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!) C G Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking C And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells G C I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals G C But when murdering females G C G Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed C Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail G C If you get scratched because your DNA'll G Be all up under her fingernails C G Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares C G He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears C G Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware C G Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs C G She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare C Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly G C I said "I'm here to do sink repairs." G Chop her up, put her body parts C G In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there [Chorus] C G But hey man, I was framed C I know what this looks like, officers G Please just give me one minute C G I think I can explain C I ain't murdered nobody G I know these words are so nutty C G But I'm just here to entertain G How come your shirt is so bloody? C G There's a missing person, so what? He's C G Got nothin' to do with me C G I'm almost certain I was framed [Verse 2] C G Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong C G Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on C G Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard N.C. But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? C G Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it C G Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me N.C. Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde N.C. Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond C G Second murder with no recollection of it C G Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it C G Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper C G Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender C G Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably C 'Cause the disassembled body G Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly C G I'm wanted for questioning C G Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me [Chorus] C G But hey man, I was framed C I know what this looks like, officers G Please just give me one minute C G I think I can explain C I ain't murdered nobody G I know these words are so nutty C G But I'm just here to entertain G How come your shirt is so bloody? C G There's a missing person, so what? He's C G Got nothin' to do with me C G I'm almost certain I was framed [Verse 3] C G Still on the loose, they C G Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday C G In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate C G With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher C G Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase C Just escaped from the state pen G For eight women who hate men C Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked G When I break in your basement C G Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent C G Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent C G Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown C G Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems C G Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home C G You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window C G But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene C G In a verse and be charged with first degree C G 'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly C G With the massacre or the Burger King burglary G No, officer, you see ... [Chorus] C G But hey man, I was framed C I know what this looks like, officers G Please just give me one minute C G I think I can explain C I ain't murdered nobody G I know these words are so nutty C G But I'm just here to entertain G How come your shirt is so bloody? C G There's a missing person, so what? He's C G Got nothin' to do with me C G C I'm almost certain I was framed
