[Intro]
Ebm B
Yeah, yeah, sick
(d.a. got that dope)
 
 
[Chorus 1]
               Ebm
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
                            B
Like you took a bite off of that
                 Ebm
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
                           B
Like trying to fight off a gnat
 
 
[Verse 1]
       Ebm
Still stackin' my chips, hoes
                           B
Higher than Shaq on his tiptoes
           Ebm
Atop the Empire State Buildin'
                                    B
This shit is like child's play, childrеn
            Ebm
I will anni-nihilate, kill them
                                   B
I'll fuck around and pile еight million
                       Ebm
Dead little juveniles, wait, chill, then
                              B
I'll await my trial date 'til then (What?)
 
 
[Verse 2]
      Ebm
Ain't nothin' you say could ever trump (Nah)
                B
mic, pencil get killed (Yeah)
          Ebm
If you're hypersensitive, I wasn't referencing
                    B
the vice president, chill (Chill)
       Ebm
I mean my penmanship at times tends to get
        B
ill, violence but with skill
       Ebm
That's why I hence when I write ends up with
                           B
the mic and pencil gettin' killed (Haha, yeah, hold up)
 
 
[Verse 3]
Ebm
   And I'm still ride or die for the squad (Yeah)
So you know which side that I'm on
                        B
If a battle line's ever drawn,
but if I get involved
      Ebm
It'll be like K9's in a brawl
But not similar to Mike Vick at all
Cause even if I don't have a dog
in the fight They ain't never
gonna get rid of the
             B
fight in the dog
 
 
[Verse 4]
Ebm
   Got stripes like a tiger, so you might
get mauled, a mic in the palms
Like claws, I can swing right for your jaw
                        B
And rip it off with one swipe of the paw
Ebm
   Bitch, you still on my dick or nah? (Nah)
If I suck, your wife is a straw (Straw)
I'm sick and I'm not gonna cover my
                       B
mouth next time that I cough 'cause
 
 
[Chorus 2]
               Ebm
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
                            B
Like you took a bite off of that
                 Ebm
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
                           B
Like trying to fight off a gnat
 
 
[Verse 4]
Ebm
   And d.a. got that dope he sends to me
It's like pneumonia symptoms and
            B
contracting COVID instantly
Ebm
   Which is what separates my flow from
                                B
theirs So that no one gets even close
           Ebm
to this to pose a risk to me
So vocalistically (What?) that's
       B
social distancing (Yeah)
 
 
[Verse 5]
Ebm
   Flow going viral, you best stay strapped
With that Lysol and get way back
                           B
Get that Pine-Sol and that Ajax
           Ebm
Cause this dry cough is just like
                           B
football umpires calling a playback
       Ebm
Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen
             B
yards, these rhymes call for a face mask
 
 
[Verse 6]
Ebm
   Another fourteen-day quarantine
they're cordoning like a horror scene
           B          Ebm
like me metaphorically   Damn
Cause them stay-at-home orders seem
                            B
Like they just keep getting more extreme
    Ebm
Who knows when this nightmare will end
                     B
Marilyn Like Monroe, Norma Jean
 
 
[Verse 7]
Ebm
   Still got that heroin lyrical drip
with that morphine and that Thorazine
Cause I'm so fucking dope
    B                  Ebm
and you're a fiend And that's the one
thing that hasn't changed (Nope)
                      B
For some semblance of normalcy
Ebm                     B
  But I might need that Hydrochloroquine
cause I got that (Yeah)
 
 
[Bridge]
F#m
   The Dark Horse, I'm a knight-mare
Mom fed me Valium like air (Mmm)
Thought that's why they called it a high chair (Woah)
I got a contact like eyewear (Woah)
F#m
   Wait a minute, bitch, let me lie here (Uh)
20/20 hindsight in my side mirror
Every year, you drop the ball like Times Square
My hair trigger whenever I get an idea's
F#m
   Like, fuck, now my name rings out like a sponge mop
And my drip was a drop
In the bucket, so that gun shot
You just heard just now in that one spot
F#m
   Just came from the nine mil' that I just got
That's big bucks and I got a full money clip
and I'm loaded I ain't even mean to go the fuck off
 
 
[Verse 8] Eminem Raps Fast
              G
And I'm still totally inappropriate with an opiate
Bm
Groping it while I'm holding it like a trophy
    G
I'm hoping a little codeine'll get me OD'in'
Bm
Woah, everything is slow, I begin to floating
  G
I know that I'm getting loaded, the pen exploded
  Bm
Hiroshima with the flows, a utopia
         G
With the dope, I'm an OG, I'm like the G.O.A.T.​
                 Bm
Here to get your goat little bit of sodium, it's assault
 
 
[Verse 9] Eminem Raps Fast
         G
When I'm at the podium, at your throat holy
  Bm
camoly I'm in the zone with the shit I'm on
       G                                        Bm
Get Imodium and a commode because nobody's even close
                                        G
You're petroleum to plutonium, you're a phony
I'm at the crib with your ho Got her at the
Bm
pole like voting with no clothing Stripped down
G
to a toe ring and here we go with the gloating
     Bm
I've got my nose in the air like a Boeing
 
 
[Verse 10] Eminem Raps Continually Fast
       G
Then I got into a little bit of an argument with her
     Bm
So I took a little lick of a Klonopin at dinner
       G
Then I hit her with the motherfucking ottoman and
               Bm
bit her Then I shot her in the liver, delivered her
                     G
to the bottom of the river (Dope) But I'm probably
                                       Bm
gon' jump in the water with her With a wad of money
                                            Em
cause I got a lot of it And when it come to dripping
                    F#m
I be sopping like a hundred mile an hour
Bm
Never running out of either one of
them I gotta get it cause
 
 
[Chorus 2/Outro]
               G
They say these bars are like COVID
            Bm
You get 'em right off the bat
              G
Infected with SARS and Corona
                Bm
Like you took a bite off of that
                 G
And it goes from martian to human
               Bm
That's how the virus attacks
             G
They come at me with machine guns
               Bm
Like trying to fight off a gnat