[Intro]
Ugh, you're a monster
 
 
[Verse 1]
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I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
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Better hit the deck like the card dealer
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   My whole squad's in here, walking around the party
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A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The
 
 
[Verse 2]
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   Brain" Heenan which is probably the
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Same reason I wrestle with mania
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Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up
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Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
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If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia
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ADHD, Hydroxycut
 
 
[Verse 3]
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Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey)
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  In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
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Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
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   This beat is cray-cray, Ray J h a h a h a
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   Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
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They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy)
 
 
[Chorus 1]
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Monster
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You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah
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I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah
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When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
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I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
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(Godzilla, fire spitter), monster
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Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
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(Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster
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Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
 
 
[Verse 4]
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I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the balls
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Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
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It's impossible to list 'em all
           Ebm
And in the midst of all this
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I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
      Ebm
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
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Risperdal, voices whisper
 
 
[Verse 5]
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My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
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This is just the song to go ballistic on
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You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
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   I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological
                      Ebm
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
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When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a
 
 
[Chorus 2]
Ebm
Monster
              F#                        Ebm
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah
                      F#                           Ebm
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah
              F#                   Ebm
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
              F#                       Ebm
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
           F#
(Godzilla, fire spitter), monster
Ebm                                  F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
 Ebm             F#
(Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster
Ebm                                  F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
 
 
[Verse 6]
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If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
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Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
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I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
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The motherfuckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)
 
 
[Verse 7]
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How can I have all these fans and perspire?
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Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
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And I got no plans to retire
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and I'm still the man you admire
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These chicks are spazzin' out
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I only get more handsome and flier
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I got 'em passin' out like what
                F#
you do when you hand someone flyers
 
 
[Verse 8]
               Ebm
And what goes around comes around
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just like the blades on a chainsaw
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Cause I caught the flap of my dollar
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stack right off the bat like a baseball
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Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks
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with so much ease that they call me Diddy
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'Cause I make bands and I call
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getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)
 
 
[Bridge 1] Eminem Raps in Triplet Flow
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   Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher
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Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care
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But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her
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Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
B
Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well
        B
So they wanna give me the chair
 
 
[Bridge 2] Eminem Raps in Triplet Flow
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Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray
            B
Cause every Tom and Dick, and Harry carry
B
a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary
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Got 'em swearing up and down
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they can't spit, this shit's hilarious
                                           Bb
It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column
Bb
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem
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Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack)
 
 
[Verse 9]
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   Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
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Evil half of the Bad Meets
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Evil, that means take a back seat
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Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
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Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
                             Ebm
Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
        F#
I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
 
 
[Verse 10] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
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    Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
               Ebm
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
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I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
F#
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
Ebm
Finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in the lake
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Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
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And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
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But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
 
 
[Verse 11] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
      Ebm
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
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I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
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You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
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You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
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And be on the receivin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be
      Ebm
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
                  Ebm
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
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Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
 
 
[Verse 14] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
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A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
                     F#
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
                       Ebm
You wanna battle, I'm available,
Ebm
I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
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I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
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I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer
                       F#
full of money and I'm paid in full
F#
I'm not afraid to pull the
 
 
[Outro]
N.C.
Man, stop
Look what
I'm plannin' haha