[Intro]
Ebaug       Cm
Meet Eddie, 23 years old
Ebaug       Cm
Fed up with life and the way things are going
Ebaug       Cm
He decides to rob a liquor store
Ebaug       Cm
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
Ebaug       Cm
And suddenly (I gotta do this)
Ebaug       Cm
His conscience comes into play (I gotta do this)
 
 
[Verse 1]
         Am
Alright, stop (Huh?)
Am
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
Cm
And try to get money out the drawer
Cm
You better think of the consequence (Who are you?)
Cm
I'm your motherfuckin' conscience
Cm
That's nonsense
Am
Go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of your aunt's cribs
Am
And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs
Cm
Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days
Cm
If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades
Am
Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
Am
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Cm
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Cm
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
Am
Fuck that, do that shit, shoot that bitch
Am
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Cm
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Cm
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Am
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right)
Am
Not over this shit (Stop)
Am
Drop the biscuit (I will)
Cm
Don't even listen to Slim, yo, he's bad for you
Cm
You know what, Dre? I don't like your attitude
 
[Interlude]
N.C.
Meet Stan, 21 years old
 
After meeting a young girl at a rave party
 
Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
 
Once again, his conscience comes into play
 
 
[Verse 2]
Am
Now, listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek
Am
And smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Cm
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe
Cm
Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old
Am
You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair
Am
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh-huh)
Cm
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare
Cm
'Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
Am
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?
Am
No, but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest
Cm
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Cm
Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog, then bail
 
 
[Interlude]
N.C
Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker
 
After coming home from a hard day's work
 
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
 
To find his wife in bed with another man
 
(What the fuck?) Grady
 
 
[Verse 3]
Am
Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin'
Am
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'
Cm
While you at work, she's with some dude tryna get off
Cm
Fuck slittin' her throat, cut this bitch's head off
Am
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?
Am
What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
Cm
Tsh, alright, Shady, maybe he's right, Grady
Cm
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Am
Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her?
Am
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
Cm
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
Cm
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
Am
What you say?
Am
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
Cm
I'ma kill you, motherfucker
Cm
Uh-uh, temper, temper
Am
Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK
Cm
Comin' straight outta Compton, y'all better make way
Cm
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Am
'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Am
Been there, done that
Cm
Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin'?
Cm
Shoot 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at?