[Intro]
N.C.
Aww, look at daddy's baby girl
N.C.
That's daddy's baby, little sleepy head
Bsus4
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you
Cmaj7
How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two
Am7
Baby you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you
F#dim7
Sit down bitch! You move again I'll beat the shit out of you! (Okay)
 
[Verse 1]
Bsus4
Don't make me wake this baby! She don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do!
Cmaj7
Quit crying, bitch! Why do you always make me shout at you?!
Am7
How could you just leave me and love him out the blue?!
F#dim7
Oh, what's the matter Kim, am I too loud for you?!
Bsus4
Too bad, bitch! You're gonna finally hear me out this time!
Cmaj7
At first, I'm like: "Aight, you wanna throw me out; that's fine!"
Am7
But not for him to take my place! Are you out your mind?!
F#dim7
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
Bsus4
How could you let him sleep in our bed?! Look it, Kim!
Cmaj7
Look at your husband now! (No!) I said, look at him!
Am7
He ain't so hot now, is he, little punk?!
F#dim7
(Why are you doing this?!) Shut the fuck up!
Bsus4
(You're drunk! You're never gonna get away with this!)
Cmaj7
You think I give a fuck?! Come on! We're going for a ride, bitch! (No!)
Am7
Sit up front! (We can't just leave Hailie alone! What if she wakes up?)
F#dim7
We'll be right back; well, I will: you'll be in the trunk!
 
[Chorus]
Bsus4    Cmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
Am7                                    F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
 
[Verse 2]
Bsus4
You really fucked me Kim! You really did a number on me!
Cmaj7
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me
Am7
But we was kids then, Kim! I was only eighteen
F#dim7
That was years ago! I thought we wiped the slate clean
Bsus4
That's fucked up! (I love you!) Oh God, my brain is racing
Cmaj7
(I love you!) What are you doing? Change the station!
Am7
I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? (No!)
F#dim7
There's a 4 year-old little boy laying dead with a slit throat
Bsus4
In your living room! Ha-ha! What, you think I'm kidding you?!
Cmaj7
You loved him didn't you? (No!)
Am7
Bullshit, you bitch! Don't fucking lie to me!
F#dim7
What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?
Bsus4
Fuck you asshole! Yeah, bite me!
Cmaj7
Kim, Kim! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly, don't you?
Am7
(It's not that!) No, you think I'm ugly (Baby)
F#dim7
Get the fuck away from me! Don't touch me!
Bsus4
I hate you! I hate you! I swear to God, I hate you!
Cmaj7                 Am7
Oh my God, I love you! How the fuck could you do this to me?!
F#dim7
(I'm sorry!) How the fuck could you do this to me?!
 
[Chorus]
Bsus4    Cmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
Am7                                    F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
 
[Verse 3]
Bsus4
Come on, get out! (I can't! I'm scared!)
Cmaj7
I said get out, bitch! (Let go of my hair!)
Am7
(Please don't do this, baby! Please! I love you!)
F#dim7
(Look, we can just take Hailie and leave!)
Bsus4
Fuck you! You did this to us! You did it! it's your fault!
Cmaj7
Oh my God, I'm cracking up, get a grip Marshall!
Am7
Hey, remember the time we went to Brian's party
F#dim7
And you were, like, so drunk that you threw up all over Archie?
Bsus4
That was funny, wasn't it? (Yes) That was funny, wasn't it?! (Yes!)
Cmaj7
See, it all makes sense, doesn't it?
Am7
You and your husband have a fight, One of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle
F#dim7
He accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced! (No!)
Bsus4
And while this is going on, his son just woke up and he walks in
Cmaj7
She panics and he gets his throat cut! (Oh my God!)
Am7
So now they both dead, and you slash your own throat
F#dim7
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note!
Bsus4
I should've known better when you started to act weird
Cmaj7
We coulda... hey, where you going? Get back here!
Am7
You can't run from me Kim! It's just us, nobody else!
F#dim7
You're only making this harder on yourself!
Bsus4
Ha-ha, got ya! Go ahead, yell!
Cmaj7
Here, I'll scream with you! "Ah, somebody help!"
Am7
Don't you get it bitch? No one can hear you!
F#dim7
Now shut the fuck up and get what's coming to you!
Bsus4
You were supposed to love me!!
Cmaj7                   Am7          F#dim7
Now bleed bitch, bleed!! Bleed bitch, bleed!! Bleed!!
 
[Chorus]
Bsus4    Cmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
Am7                                     F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
Bsus4    Cmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
Am7                                     F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
 
 
[Outro]
Bsus4 Cmaj7 Am7 F#dim7 X2