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[Chorus] F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady (Can I have the attention of the class for one second?) F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 1] F5 G5 Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Bb5 Ab5 Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh) F5 G5 Bb5 Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah) Ab5 Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?) F5 G5 My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight Bb5 Ab5 But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh) F# G5 Bb5 And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh) Ab5 "Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted" F5 G5 Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else Bb5 Ab5 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt F5 G5 Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off Bb5 Ab5 And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross F5 G5 I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass Bb5 Ab5 Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast F5 G5 Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg" Bb5 Ab5 I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off [Chorus] F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 2] F5 G5 My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh) Bb5 Ab5 Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 F5 G5 Bb5 I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler Ab5 And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow) F5 G5 Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Bb5 Ab5 Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup F5 G5 Bb5 Ab5 Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends" F5 G5 Bb5 99 percent of my life, I was lied to Ab5 I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn) F5 G5 I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Bb5 Ab5 Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh, thank you) F5 G5 You know you blew up when the women rush your stands Bb5 Ab5 And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh, ahh, ahh) F5 G5 This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) Bb5 Ab5 So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole" [Chorus] F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 3] F5 G5* Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) Bb5* G#5* Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate F5 G5 I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that) Bb5 Ab5 I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh, yup) F5 G5 Bb5 Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide Ab5 I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead) F5 G5 All my life I was very deprived Bb5 Ab5 I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops) F5 G5 Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk Bb5 Ab5 I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here) F5 G5 When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits Bb5 Ab5 How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits F5 G5 I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Bb5 Ab5 With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang) F5 'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr) G5 Bb5 And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?) Ab5 Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had [Chorus] F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F5 G5 Bb5 Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? Ab5 My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
