Capo 3 fret

[CHORUS]
         Em
When you walked through the door
       C
It was clear to me (clear to me)
           B7                       Em
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
        Em
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Am
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
B7                      Em
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Em        B7      Em
We're the ones who made you
 
 
 
[VERSE ONE]
Em
Back by popular demand
 
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
B7
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
Em
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
 
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
 
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
B7
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
 
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
Em
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
 
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
B7
Can he come back as nasty as he can
 
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
Em
He does not mean to lesbian offend
 
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
B7
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
 
I know you want me girl,
Em
In fact I see your grin
 
(Now come in girl)
 
 
 
[CHORUS]
         Em
When you walked through the door
       C
It was clear to me (clear to me)
           B7                       Em
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
        Em
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Am
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
B7                      Em
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Em        B7      Em
We're the ones who made you
 
 
[VERSE TWO]
Em
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
 
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
B7
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
 
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Em
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
 
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
B7
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
 
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Em
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
 
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
B7
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
 
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
Em
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
 
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
B7
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
 
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
 
 
[CHORUS]
         Em
When you walked through the door
       C
It was clear to me (clear to me)
           B7                       Em
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
        Em
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Am
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
B7                      Em
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Em        B7      Em
We're the ones who made you
 
 
[VERSE THREE]
Em
And that’s why… my love
 
You'll never live without,
B7
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
Em
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
B7
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
 
Em
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
 
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
B7
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
 
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Em
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
 
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
B7
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
 
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Em
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
 
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
B7
I think he’s about to flip
 
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Em
Can you blame me?
 
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
 
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
B7
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
 
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
 
(Now break it down girl)
 
 
[CHORUS]
         Em
When you walked through the door
       C
It was clear to me (clear to me)
           B7                       Em
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
        Em
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Am
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
B7                      Em
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Em        B7      Em
We're the ones who made you
 
 
So baby, baby
Em
Get down, down, down
 
Baby, get down, down down
B7
Baby, get down, down down
 
Baby, get down, get down
Em
Baby, get down, down down
 
Baby, get down, down down
B7
Baby, get down, down down
 
Baby, get down, get down
Em
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
B7                             Em
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!
         B7    Em
Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah