[Intro]
D7   D7   (x4)
 
[Verse 1]
D7
Today don't look so bad
 
Compared to tomorrow
 
If time is all we have
 
Then we're living on borrowed
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Cadd9add4       G7/B
Yesterday's for fools
 
Who try to, try to remember
 
Try to remember
Cadd9add4
The good ol' days
        G7/B             Cadd9add4   G7/B G5
Weren't always that much better
 
[Chorus]
           D5      F5
'Coz I'm a cynical fuck
                                    G5
Well, I ain't nothing but a cynical fuck
                                     F5  Ab5 G5
It don't take much to be a cynical (need is love)
 
All you need is what to be
          F5
A cynical fuck
                                    G5
Well, I ain't nothing but a cynical fuck
                                     F5  Ab5 G5
It don't take much to be a cynical (need is love)
N.C.                     D5   F5 G5 F5  D5   F5 G5 F5 D5 F5 E5 D5 F5 E5 D5
All you need is what?
 
[Verse 2]
D7
And whatever you do
 
Someone's done it first
 
Though it's sad but true
 
This is just another verse
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Cadd9add4         G7/B
If you can't take it with you
 
Then what's the use?
 
What's the use, what's the use?
  Cadd9add4   G7/B
I never saw a U Haul
 
Being pulled behind a
 
Pulled behind a hearse
 
[Chorus]
           D5      F5
'Coz I'm a cynical fuck
                                    G5
Well, I ain't nothing but a cynical fuck
                                     F5  Ab5 G5
It don't take much to be a cynical (need is love)
 
All you need is what to be
          F5
A cynical fuck
                                    G5
Well, I ain't nothing but a cynical fuck
                                     F5  Ab5 G5
It don't take much to be a cynical (need is love)
N.C.                     D5   F5 G5 F5  D5   F5 G5 F5 D5 F5 E5 D5 F5 E5 D5
All you need is what?
 
[Bridge]
                               D5/A D6/9 Dmaj9/A
It looks like my brighter side
                        Dsus2/A D6/9 Dmaj9/A
Has gotten a bit darker
                         Dsus2/A D6/9 Dmaj9/A
I must have stepped over
                       Dsus2/A D6/9
My four leaf clover
Dmaj9/A
'Coz someone drank my
            D5            (various riffs on D7, unable to be shown with chords)
Half-filled cup of water
 
[Guitar Solo]
N.C.
 
[Chorus]
           D5      F5
'Coz I'm a cynical fuck
                                    G5
Well, I ain't nothing but a cynical fuck
                                     F5  Ab5 G5
It don't take much to be a cynical (need is love)
 
All you need is what to be
          F5
A cynical fuck
                                    G5
Well, I ain't nothing but a cynical fuck
                                     F5  Ab5 G5
It don't take much to be a cynical (need is love)
N.C.                     D5   F5 G5 F5  D5   F5 G5 F5 D5 F5 E5 D5 F5 E5 D5
All you need is what?
        F5            G5
Cynical fuck, cynical fuck
        F5   Ab5 G5
All you need is love
        F5            G5
Cynical fuck, cynical fuck
        F5   Ab5 G5
All you need is love
 
[Outro]
D7       F5 Eb5 F5   (x2)