[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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 Good morning, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
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 To watch two people we know make a big mistake
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 They'll stand up at the alter, and solemnly swear I do
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 They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
 
 
[Chorus 1]
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 Her daddy's in the front row, muttering oh no here we go again
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 They had a couple dates, now she's three months late
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 And it's twenty buck a plate I spent, oh:
 
 
[Verse 2]
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 Good morning, dearly beloved, I'd like to welcome ya'll
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 To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol
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 Please bow your heads and join me, in a prayer for these two
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 Who'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
 
 
[Chorus 2]
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 The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
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 As he's putting the ring on her, he's checking out the bridesmaids, 
                            B7
 Thinking that he might take, the maid of honor's honor, oh:
 
 
[Verse 3]
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 Welcome, dearly beloved, we are here this afternoon
                                           A
 To throw rice as these two, drive down the road to ruin
     B7
 With cans tied to the bumper, and a dragging muffler too
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 They'll be together forever, ‘til they find somebody new
 
 
[Tag]
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 So raise your glass and join me, here's to the bride and groom
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 They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new