[Intro] 
Cm Ab Bb Gm Ab Fm G GG GG GG (x2)
 
 
[Verse 1]
Cm              Ab                Bb Gm
  I’m a preacher, sweating in the pew
Ab           Fm          G
  For the salvation, I’m bringing you
Cm              Ab                Bb         Gm
  I’m a salesman, I’m selling you hooks, and plans
Ab      Fm                 G
  And myself, for making demands
 
 
[Chorus]
Cm   Eb  Fm                           Cm
When I’m home alone I just dance by myself
Cm   Eb Fm                                         Cm
And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth
Cm Eb   Ab            Bb                   Fm
Signing off, "I’m all right in bed but I’m better with a pen"
Ab              Bb                       Cm--Ab--Bb--Gm--Ab--Fm--
  The kid was alright but it went to his head
 
 
[Verse 2]
Cm               Ab                 Bb       Gm
  I am God’s gift, but why would he bless me with
Ab             Fm                G
  Such wit without a conscience equipped
Cm                    Ab                Bb        Gm
  I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think, of you, woah
Ab                  Fm             G
  "There's too much green, to feel blue"
 
 
(Repeat Chorus)
 
 
[Interlude] 
C-Am-F-G (x2)
 
Joe:
e|-----0-------0-------3-------3-------0-------0-------0-----------|
B|---1---1-0-1---1---1---1---1---1---1---3---1---3---1---3---3-0-1-|
G|-0---------------2-------2-----------------------0-------0-------|
D|---------------------------------3-------3-----------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
 
 
(Repeat Chorus except last 2 lines)
 
 
Cm   Eb Ab            Bb
Signing off, "I’m all right in bed but 
    Gm
I’m better with a pen"
Ab            Bb                   Fm         Gm
  "I’m all right in bed but I’m better with a pen yeah"
Ab            Bb                   Fm         Gm
  "I’m all right in bed but I’m better with a pen"
Ab              Bb                       Cm--Ab--Bb--Gm--Ab--Fm
  The kid was alright but it went to his head