[verse]
 
Dm                        C#
Brothers and sisters, put this record down
C                      Bb
Take my advice ('cause we are bad news)
Dm                Bb
We will leave you high and dry
G                  Bb
It's not worth the hearing you'll lose
 
[prechorus]
 
Bb             C             Gm
It's just past eight and I'm feeling young and reckless
Bb               C                   Gm
The ribbon on my wrist says, "Do not open before Christmas."
 
[chorus]
 
F          C          Bb
We're only liars, but we're the best (we're the best)
F          C            Bb
We're only good for the latest trend
F          C                   Bb
We're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends
F              C             Bb
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense
 
[verse]
 
Dm                          C#
Brothers and sisters, yeah, put these words down
C                   Bb
Into your notebook (head lines like these)
Dm                         Bb
"We're friends when you're on your knees
G                            Bb
Make them dance like we were shooting their feet"
 
[prechorus]
 
Bb             C             Gm
It's just past eight and I'm feeling young and reckless
Bb               C                   Gm
The ribbon on my wrist says, "Do not open before Christmas."
 
[chorus]
 
F          C          Bb
We're only liars, but we're the best (we're the best)
F          C            Bb
We're only good for the latest trend
F          C                   Bb
We're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends
F              C             Bb
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense
 
[outro]
 
Dm         F          Bb
We're only liars, but we're the best
F          C            Bb
We're only good for the latest trend