[Intro]
 
Patrick: C#m--G#m-G-F#m--B-C (x2)
 
Joe:
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----4----4---4---4------------4----4---4----4-------|
D|----------------------------------------------------| (x2)
A|-4-----4---4-----------------------------2-----2--3-|
E|--------------4------4--3--2-----2---2--------------|
 
 
[Verse 1]
 
      C#m                Abm
Baby, seasons change but people don't
G       F#m                         B
And I'm always there waiting in the back room
C   C#m             Abm        G
I'm boring but over compsenate with
F#m                       B        C
Headlines and flash flash flash photography
    C#m               Abm          G    F#m B C
But don't pretend you ever forgot about me
C#m               Abm          G    F#m B C
Don't pretend you ever forgot about me
 
 
[Refrain]
 
                         A            B       C
Wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee?
Abm                         C#m
Style your wake for fashion magazines
A          B       C
Widow or a divorcee?
Abm           C#m
Don't pretend Don't pretend
C#m-Abm                G
       (We don't fight fair)
F#m-B                  C
       (We don't fight fair)
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
              C#m           Abm
They say your head can be a prison
G    F#m                     B     C
Then these are just conjugal visits
C#m            Abm     G
People will dissect us till
     F#m                     B   C
This doesn't mean a thing anymore
C#m               Abm          G    F#m B C
Don't pretend you ever forgot about me
C#m               Abm          G    F#m B C
Don't pretend you ever forgot about me
 
 
(Repeat Refrain except last 2 lines)
 
[Refrain]
 
                         A            B       C
Wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee?
Abm                         C#m
Style your wake for fashion magazines
A          B       C
Widow or a divorcee?
Abm           C#m
Don't pretend Don't pretend
 
 
[Chorus]
 
   E                        B
We do it in the dark, with smiles on our faces
Abm   A                             C#m          B
We're dropped and well concealed in secret places (Whoa)
   E                        B
We do it in the dark, with smiles on our faces
Abm   A                             C#m          B
We're dropped and well concealed in secret places
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
 
C#m-Abm                G
       (We don't fight fair)
F#m-B                  C
       (We don't fight fair)
C#m-Abm                G
       (We don't fight fair)
F#m-B                  C
       (We don't fight fair)
 
 
[Solo]
 
Patrick: A--B--G#m--C#m (x4)
 
Joe:
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------2--0-|
G|---------2--2-1----1--4-2-1---------------------2--2-1----1--4-2-1---------------|
D|-----2h4---------4----------1--2------------2h4---------4----------1--2--4-------|
A|-2h4------------------------------4--2--2h4--------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
then
e|----7-----7-----7--2h4p2-----7-----7-----7--4h5p4-|
B|-5-----5-----4------------4-----4-----5-----------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|
then
e|----7-----7-----7--2h4p2--------0--2-2-2-2-2-2----|
B|-5-----5-----4------------2--4--------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|
 
 
[Chorus]
 
   E                        B
We do it in the dark, with smiles on our faces
Abm   A                             C#m          B
We're dropped and well concealed in secret places (Whoa)
   E                        B
We do it in the dark, with smiles on our faces
Abm   A                             C#m          B
We're dropped and well concealed in secret places
 
 
Joe: very fast lead at 2:54
e|-----------------2h4-5p4-0---|
B|-----------2h4-5-----------0-|
G|-----1h2-4-------------------|
D|-2h4-------------------------|
A|-----------------------------|
E|-----------------------------|
 
 
[Outro]
 
               E          B
We don't fight fair With smiles on our faces
Abm   A                             C#m
We're dropped and well concealed in secret places
B                E
  We don't fight fair
                                     B
(Don't pretend you ever forgot about me)
               Abm
We don't fight fair
A                                      C#m
  (Don't pretend you ever forgot about me)
B
  We don't fight fair