[Verse 1]
C                                      F              G
You’ve got me feeling heartache unlike any I’ve had before
C                                         Dm                G
Feeling so low cause I don’t have you I’m lying here on the floor
Em                                   Am7
With one eye on the door in case you show
 
[Verse 2]
C                                         F                   G
Well, it hurts me to know that I’ll never stand a chance with you
C                                         Dm                G
I wish I could believe that my dreams of romance could come true
Em                                Am7
We’d tumble in tall grasses under skies of blue
 
[Chorus]
C                          Dm
No one’s missing me no and no one’s kissing me no
    Em                                      G7
And no one’s a-wondering where I’ve been or where I am going, no oh
C                          Dm
No one’s missing me no and no one’s kissing me no
    Em                                      G7
And no one’s a-wondering where I’ve been or where I am going, no oh
 
[Verse 3]
C                                         F                G
I showed up early to your costume party, dressed up like a pharaoh
C
I really should have come as Robin Hood
    Dm                      G
and done myself in with the arrow
Em                                  Am7
Cause you never even once looked my way
 
[Chorus]
C                          Dm
No one’s missing me no and no one’s kissing me no
    Em                                      G7
And no one’s a-wondering where I’ve been or where I am going, no oh
C                          Dm
No one’s missing me no and no one’s kissing me no
    Em                                      G7
And no one’s a-wondering where I’ve been or where I am going, no oh