[Intro]
B E A F# x4
 
[Verse 1]
B                                                             E
Hey old man in woman's shoes I wonder if he knows I think he's crazy
B                                                                       E
When he was young did he have dreams of wearing woman's shoes and being crazy?
 
[Chorus]
B                  E     A               F#
It makes me wonder when I grow to be that age
     B            E                 A                   F#
Will I be walking down the street begging for your spare change
   B                E        A           F#
Or will I grow that old? Will I still be around?
    B           E             A             F#
The way I carry on I'll end up six feet underground
           A
and waste away...
 
B E A F# x2
 
[Verse 2]
B                                                              E
When the old man was in school did the golden rule make him go crazy
B
Or did he hide away from hopes behind a smile and smoking dope
     E
It's crazy
 
[Chorus]
 
B E A F# x2
 
[Bridge]
B                       A
It seems so frightening, time passes by like lightning
Ab                                F#
before you know it you're struck down
B                        A
I always waste my time on my chemical emotions
Ab                          F#
It keeps my head spinning around
           A
and waste away...
B E A F# x4
 
[Instrumental]
Just play B A Ab F#
 
[Bridge]
 
[Outro]
B E A F# x4