[VERSE]
                  Ab5
He hit the ground running,
       F5
At the speed of light.
                      Ab5
The star was brightly shining,
     F5
Like a neon light.
 
[CHORUS]
          C#5 Ab5  Eb5
It's your favorite son.
          C#5 Ab5  Eb5
It's your favorite son.
 
[VERSE]
                 Ab5
A fixture on the talkshows,
       F5
To the silver screen.
                 Ab5
From here to Colorado,
       F5
He's a sex machine.
 
[CHORUS]
          C#5 Ab5  Eb5
It's your favorite son.
          C#5 Ab5  Eb5
It's your favorite son.
 
[BRIDGE]
               F5
But isn't it a drag?
           Ab5
Isn't it a drag?
           F5
Isn't it a drag?
                   C#5
It's pretty bloody sad,
               Eb5
but isn't it a drag?
 
[VERSE]
                 Ab5
A clean-cut All-American,
       F5
Really ain't so clean.
              Ab5
His royal auditorium,
     F5
Is a murder scene.
 
[CHORUS]
          C#5 Ab5  Eb5
It's your favorite son.
          C#5 Ab5  Eb5
It's your favorite son.
 
[BRIDGE]
               F5
But isn't it a drag?
           Ab5
Isn't it a drag?
           F5
Isn't it a drag?
                   C#5
It's pretty bloody sad,
               Eb5
but isn't it a drag?
 
 
Ab5     F5    x2
 
 
[SOLO]
C#5    Ab5    Eb5    x2
 
[INTERLUDE]
Bbm                   Eb5
Well no one says it's fair.
       Bbm
Turn a teenage lush,
     F#5    Eb5
To a millionaire.
 
[VERSE]
                         Ab5
Now where's your fuckin' champion?
     F5
On a bed you laid.
                  Ab5
He's not the All-American,
         F5
That you thought you paid.
 
[CHORUS]
          C#5 Ab5  Eb5
It's your favorite son.
          C#5 Ab5  Eb5
It's your favorite son.
               Ab5
But isn't it a drag?