[INTRO]
B5  A5  Ab5  G5    x2
 
 
[VERSE]
B5  A5      Ab5       G5
Hey mister, where you headed?
B5      A5   Ab5      G5
Are you in a hurry?
B5     A5      Ab5   G5
Need a lift to happy hour.
    B5  A5  Ab5  G5
Say oh no.
B5     A5        Ab5       G5
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
B5       A5       Ab5     G5
I need a break as well.
B5  A5        Ab5  G5
The well that inebriates the guilt.
B5 A5 Ab5   G5
1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
 
 
B5  A5  Ab5  G5    x3
B5  A5  Ab5
 
 
[VERSE]
B5   A5       Ab5     G5     B5          A5     Ab5   G5
Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
B5  A5    Ab5   G5          B5  A5  Ab5  G5
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
B5        A5             Ab5         G5     B5          A5   Ab5     G5
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
B5  A5       Ab5      G5        B5  A5  Ab5  G5
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
 
 
B5  A5  Ab5  G5    x4
 
 
[CHORUS]
E        F#5        B5     A5      Ab5   G5
Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
E                         F#5
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
 
 
B5  A5  Ab5  G5    x2
 
 
[VERSE]
B5        A5             Ab5         G5     B5          A5   Ab5     G5
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
B5  A5       Ab5      G5
My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!
 
 
[SOLO]
B5  D5  G5   F#5    x8
 
 
[CHORUS]
E        F#5        B5     A5      Ab5   G5
Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
E                         F#5         B5  D5  Ab5  G5
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
 
 
                B5  D5  Ab5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  Ab5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  Ab5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  Ab5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  Ab5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  Ab5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  Ab5
I'm hitchin' a ride. 
 
(End on B6/9)