[Verse 1]
 
C
  Today's the Macy's Day Parade
    Am
The night of the living dead is on its way
F                 G             C
  With a credit report for duty call
 
It's a lifetime guarantee
Am
Stuffed in a coffin “10% more free”
F           G                   C
  Red light special at the mausoleum
 
 
[Chorus]
 
F
  Give me something that I need
G
  Satisfaction guaranteed to you
F
  What's the consolation prize
G                         C
  Economy sized dreams of hope
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
When I was a kid I thought
  Am
I wanted all the things that I haven't got
F           G                   C
  Oh, but I learned the hardest way
                        Am
Then I realized what it took
                                           F
To tell the difference between thieves and crooks
       G                 C
Lesson learned to me and you
 
 
[Chorus]
 
F
  Give me something that I need
G
  Satisfaction guaranteed
           C                G         Am
‘cause I'm thinking about a brand new hope
    G              F
The one I've never known
            G
Cause now I know
                C
It's all that I wanted
 
 
[Interlude]
 
C   Am   F   G   C  x2
 
 
[Bridge]
 
F
  What's the consolation prize?
G                         F
  Economy sized dreams of hope
 
  Give me something that I need
G
  Satisfaction guaranteed
           C                G         Am
'cause I'm thinking about a brand new hope
    G              F                    G
The one I've never known,  and where it goes
        C                  G    Am
And I'm thinking about the only road
    G             F                   G
The one I've never known, and where it goes
        C                G         Am
And I'm thinking about a brand new hope
    G              F
The one I've never known
            G
Cause now I know
                  C
It's all that I wanted