[Intro] 
E B x4, 
E(hold) A E
 
 
[Verse 1]
E
Nice guys finish last
You're running out of gas
     B
Your sympathy will get 
           E   A
you left behind
E
Sometimes you're at your
best when you feel the worst
       B
Do you feel washed up
                         E
like piss going down the drain
 
 
[Refrain]
A
Pressure cooker pick my 
          E
brain and tell me I'm insane
A                            E
I'm so fucking happy I could cry
A
Every joke can have its truth 
    E
and now the joke's on you
  F#
I never knew you were 
             B
such a funny guy
 
 
[Chorus]
   E                A
Oh nice guys finish last
     E              A
when you are the outcast
          E               A
Don't pat yourself on the back 
                      B
you might break your spine
 
 
[Verse 2]
E
Living on command
You're shaking lots of hands
B
Kissing up and bleeding all 
     E    A E
your trust  taking 
what you need
Bite the hand that feeds
    B
You lose your memory 
               E
and you got no shame
 
 
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
 
 
[Interlude] 
E B x4, 
F#m B
 
 
(Repeat Chorus twice)
 
 
[Outro] 
E E(hold)