[Verse]
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[Verse]
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Please allow me to introduce myself
      A                  E
I'm a man of wealth and taste
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I've been around for a long, long year
       A                     E
Stole many a man's soul and faith
                       D
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
         A                   E
Had his moment of doubt and pain
                     D
Made damn sure that Pilate
            A                    E
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
 
[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
                   E
Hope you guess my name
              B
But what's puzzling you
         B          E
Is the nature of my game
 
[Verse]
E                       D
I stuck around St. Petersberg
         A                       E
When I saw it was a time for a change
                      D
I killed the Czar and his ministers
   A                   E
Anastasia screamed in vain
 
I rode a tank
        D
Held a general's rank
          A
When the Blitzkrieg raged
          E
And the bodies stank
 
[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
                   E
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
          B                              E
What's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah
 
[Verse]
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I watched with glee as your kings and queens
            A
Fought for ten decades
         E
For the Gods they made
 
I shouted out
                D
"Who killed the Kennedy?"
      A
When after all
        E
It was you and me
                    D
So let me please introduce myself
       A                  E
I'm a man of wealth and taste
                       D
And I laid traps for troubadours
          A                         E
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
 
[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
                     E
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
              B                              E
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah
 
[Solo]
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[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
                      E
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
             B                                    E
But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game
 
[Bridge]
E                      D
Just as every cop is a criminal
     A                E
And all the sinners saints
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As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
               A              E
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
E
So if you meet me
             D
Have some courtesy
              A               E
Have some sympathy, and some taste
                            D
Use all your well-learned politesse?
         A                 E
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
 
[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
                     E
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
               B                             E
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh baby
    D   A  E
Oh yeah
EB                       D
Tell me baby, what's my name
            A                     E
Oh tell me honey, can you guess my name?
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Oh oh oh oh
 
[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
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Tell me honey, what's my name
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Oh, just the sweetest, 
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tell me what's my name?
E          D         A       E
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
 
[Outro 2]
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