[Intro]
G   D   G   D
 
[Verse 1]
G               D
Randy, Randy, I love you
     G                           D
Oh I love you at the same time I hate you
     G                                   D
Oh I need you and what can I do when you hurt me
         A
Ya come around, I can take it
A
When you're here, don't have to fake it
A
I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked
 
[Chorus]
F      G           A
Cum as fast as you can
  F       G    A   G  D  G  D
I need my handyman
 
[Verse 2]
G            D
Randy, Randy you're too hard
G                                       D
Late at night, I kill the light but I'm still awake
         A
Now I'm afraid, I been waitin'
A
I'm sick and tired of masterbatin'
A
So confused, with love an' hate and I say
 
[Chorus]
F      G           A
Cum as fast as you can
  F       G    A
I need my handyman
 
[Guitar Solo]
C   G   C   G
C   G  D
 
[Interlude]
G   D   G   D
 
[Verse 3]
G                D
Randy, Randy I'm achin'
        G                                D
I can't have you all of the time and I'm breakin'
     G                                   D
Oh I need you and what can I do when you hurt me
A
Cum around I can take it
A
I turn you on, you start shakin'
A
I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked
 
[Out-Chorus]
F      G           A
Cum as fast as you can
  F       G    A
I need my handyman
F      G           A
Cum as fast as you can
  F       G    A
I need my handyman
  F       G    A
I need my handyman
  F       G    A
I need my handyman