[Verse 1]
   Am
My best friend Sarah went 
   E/Ab
to europe for the summer
   C
My brother got kicked 
out of school
          Am
Aw bummer Julian got laid in 
    E/Ab
the back seat of a hummer
C           G
  And got arrested
         C
Like Mel Gibson
 
 
[Refrain 1]
  F
I read
       Am
In the trades
         F
That the NYSNC 
boy is No way
 
 
[Chorus 1]
    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that 
I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
Hey Paris did I lose
it on that pair too?
 
 
[Verse 2]
  Am            E/Ab
Celebutons work in 
the glamarazzi
C
Should've told my story 
to the tabloids
Took the money
Am                E/Ab
Takes alot to get kicked 
             C
out of these parties
          G
And almost get arrested
C
  Like Mel Gibson
 
 
[Refrain 2]
  F
I don't
  Am
Recall at all
       F
That I got like
Fifty phone calls
Omg is that true
 
 
(Repeat Chrous 1)
 
 
[Bridge]
Dm                              F
  Of all the stupid things I've done
                         C
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this ones the best
 
 
[Chorus 2]
    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that 
I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
And those Manolos and
Pradas and  chloes
And you sparkly dresses
 
 
[Chorus 3]
    C       G       Am
Hey Paris I saw the saaaame 
stuff at target
    C      G
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?
              Am
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
          C        G
I totally lost it, la la la la
F
  You're not fooling 
me anymore
I saw the tag
I saw the tag
Paris Hiltons Closet
 
 
[Chorus 4]
C             G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C             G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la
Tra la la la la